Invitation to Dinner

Jack Black

Mr. Black, I would like to formally invite you to a lavish and delicious dinner! You possess an incredible amount of charisma and talent that I've always admired!
Whether it's acting, music, or comedy, you're one of the most infectiously entertaining celebrities in Hollywood! It would be nothing short of an honor to have you with us!

• Appetizers: French fries, mozzerella sticks, meatballs, shrimp cocktail, pigs in blanket
• Main Course: Bacon double cheeseburger, steak, pizza casserole, lasagna rollups, ribs, honey mustard pork chops, chicken spaghetti with rotel
• Desserts: Oreo ice cream chocolate sundae, Mississippi mud brownies, frosted sugar cookie bars, oatmeal M&M chocolate chip cookie bars

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Mr. Yankovic, I would like to formally invite you to a positively scrumptuous and fun-filled dinner! I've been a huge fan of you for as long as I can remember! You're incredibly funny and lively, with a huge talent for musical parody and acting!
Not only would it be an incredible honor to have you in attendance, but your musical talent and natural charm will bring so much energy to the event!

• Appetizers: French fries, bread sticks, chili dogs, carrot sticks, mangosteen
• Main Course: Beef and noodles, ratatouille bake, easy pot roast, cheeseburger pasta, teriyaki ribs, stuffing meatloaf, New England Beach pizza
• Desserts: Glazed lemon bars, chocolate mouse crunch cake, carrot cake supreme, peppermint bark sheet cake

Keanu Reeves

Mr. Reeves, I would like to formally invite you to an appetizing and flavorsome dinner! Your acting is one the best of anyone in the industry! Your ability to create compelling characters through your vocal talent alone is simply magnificent!
It would be a great honor to have you in attendance and learn more about you!

• Appetizers: Toasted peanut butter sandwiches, bacon wrapped dates, fried pork dumplings, cheddar and bacon pinwheels, star puffs
• Main Course: Indian chicken curry, memphis barbecue pork totchos, filipino beef steak, cheesy baked tortellini, chicken parmesan, hot italian sandwiches, beef chimichangas
• Desserts: Spiced chocolate lava cake, Brazillian carrot cake, confetti cupcake cones, sticky toffee pudding